SpinnerBait_Nut
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There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for weeks and<br />they're at death's door.<br /><br />As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or<br />something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree off in<br />the distance. As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped<br />with rasher upon rasher of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon,<br />life-giving juicy nearly-raw bacon, all sorts.<br /><br />"Hey, Pepe" says the first Mexican "ees a bacon tree!!! We're saved!!!"<br /><br />"You're right, amigo!" says Pepe. So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the<br />tree salivating at the prospect of food. As he gets to within five feet of<br />the tree, there's the sound of machine gun fire and he is shot down in a<br />hail of bullets.<br /><br />His friend quickly drops down on the sand and calls across to the dying<br />Pepe. "Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?"<br /><br />With his dying breath Pepe calls out....<br />>.<br />><br />>.<br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"Ugh, run, amigo, run, ees not Bacon Tree ees a ham bush".
