Stupid Kayak Thief

bkdoggy

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i had a great kayak rigged for fishing that was stolen from my dock on the Indian River Lagoon a couple of weeks ago. I called the Sheriff and filled out the report and pretty much thought I'd never see it again.

A few days ago, I was looking on Craigslist, and noticed a kayak for sale that seemed to be mine, and I could tell by the way the post was written that the seller didn't know a thing about kayaks.

I E-mailed the poster for a description of the kayak and his reply described my stolen boat exactly! At this point, I called the cops and was told to go ahead and try and set up a time and place to meet.

When I got the information back from the idiot who stole my boat, I called the cops with the address, and they got pretty excited about it. Turns out that this guy was well known and was already on probation for stealing an ATV and some other stuff, and had just turned 18 so he could be charged as an adult now.

I met 3 investigators at a local store, and they sent me in to get the guy to come out while they waited around the corner. I pulled up to this skanky trailer with the door open and a guy with no shirt on (how come they never have shirts on when you watch COPS?) hollered out the door at me and I said I was here to buy a kayak from so-and-so. He yelled back that so-and-so was in the shower but he'll get him out.

At this point the cops came out, surrounded the trailer and got the idiot out of the shower, and sure enough, he pulled my kayak out from under his trailer and was arrested and taken away. I got my kayak back!

The stupid part of the story was how this idiot posted my kayak for sale on Craigslist in the same town that I lived in and described it enough that I could identify it and lead the cops to his door and get it back. This moron only lived about 6 miles from my house! As a bonus, there was another stolen kayak that he also had listed on Craigslist, so that owner got his property back as well.

Needless to say, I know have my kayak, canoe, and my Key West 2020 secured with high quality locks, chains, and security lighting to prevent this from happening again. Sometimes the goods guys really do win.
 

Bob_VT

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Re: Stupid Kayak Thief

That is a great story. :D
 

JB

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Time wounds all heels. :)
 

robert graham

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Great story! I believe the legal term for this is "Felony Stupid", seems like a lot of thieves/crooks/pot heads/whatevers, are just plain dumb, or maybe it's all that stuff they're smokin' and puttin' up their noses! Good Luck!
 

NelsonQ

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Re: Stupid Kayak Thief

Funny you referenced 'Cops' in your story. As I'm reading it and chuckling I can picture an episode of Cops being made on a story like this....

Glad to see it worked it in the right way for both you and the idiot.
 

avenger79

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excellent. always good to see thieves get caught.
 

robert graham

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Takes a special kind of scum-ball to steal a man's tools or fishing gear!
 

mike64

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Re: Stupid Kayak Thief

Funny you referenced 'Cops' in your story. As I'm reading it and chuckling I can picture an episode of Cops being made on a story like this....

Bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna doooo....:D

Yeah, great story! If there was a contest for best SHT story on here, I'd nominate this one :)
 

DaNinja

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Re: Stupid Kayak Thief

This gives me some hope!
My wife's kayak was stolen from the rack at the marina.
Turns out that a lot of gear had been stolen from the docks and boats there.

I'll keep trolling Craigslist and Ebay. So far nothing, though.
 

Home Cookin'

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Re: Stupid Kayak Thief

If you have a fairly generic boat or other piece of equipment, put your name somewhere like under the seat, inside the motor cover, bottom of the portable gas tank, where the thief won't see it and rub it out, but you can use it for positive ID, whether you fnid it or the cops do.

Also put your name and digits somewhere visible, waterproof, so if your boat floats off a finder can find you. Same with stuff you're likely to leave on a dock (tackle box). I stick those free mailing labels everywhere.
 

seaboo

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Re: Stupid Kayak Thief

If you have a fairly generic boat or other piece of equipment, put your name somewhere like under the seat, inside the motor cover, bottom of the portable gas tank, where the thief won't see it and rub it out, but you can use it for positive ID, whether you fnid it or the cops do.


Great point. When I ran a rental and repair shop I had a piece of equipment stolen. A year later someone brought the equipment into my shop for repair (they had borrowed it from the thief). Serial #'s were filed off. I called the cops, they came out (while my customer was still there) and had it not been for an engraving I had done on the bottom of the engine (the engine had to be removed to see it---5 minute job) I wouldn't have been able to regain possession of my own equipment. Hidden engravings have their place!!!
 

bkdoggy

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Re: Stupid Kayak Thief

Keeping a serial# or marking your boat in an out of the way place is a great idea. I was lucky that my kayak had enough custom stuff on it tht the cops were satisfied enough that they arrested the guy and returned my property. One of the investigators told me that if it was stock and I couldn't describe it, they couldn't do anything about it.

To the poster who had his kayak stolen as well, I would continue to check online, but I wouldn't just search locally. One of the cops said a lot of stolen merchandise does end up online for sale but in a different area. I would search the whole of Florida if looking online.
 

j_martin

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Re: Stupid Kayak Thief

if you google something like "kayak site:craigslist.org" you'll get the whole country.

hope it helps
 

oldboatsrule

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Re: Stupid Kayak Thief

searching allofcraigslist.com will bring up all postings on craigslist everywhere.
 

CATransplant

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Re: Stupid Kayak Thief

Where I live, the hot item is small outboards. Just about everyone around here has a little aluminum boat in the backyard with a small outboard hanging off the transom. They show up in Craigs List all the time.

Thing is, they're so easy to steal. I keep my boat in the garage, but I have the 6hp outboard bolted to the transom with nylon locking nuts. To steal it, the idiot thief would have to have a pair of 1/2" wrenches, and I doubt most of them do. Add to that the fact that I have to drive the bolts through the transom with a hammer, and it's pretty safe on there.

They'll just go next door and steal my neighbor's old 10hp that hasn't run for two years, I guess.
 

gobucs1

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Re: Stupid Kayak Thief

Same things just happened in Tampa here a few weeks ago.

Guy found stolen kayak on Cl called cops etc like you. Long story short guy has 4 stolen kayaks at time of arrest and was on probation from stealing kayaks and getting caught before. He just didn't learn but good for the rest of us but kayaks must be easy to steal?
 

full stringer

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Re: Stupid Kayak Thief

I myself believe when it comes to justice he didn't get pure street justice I woudln't have called cops and he wouldn't steal a thing in my neighboorhood again. on the west coast fishing equipment is sacred.
 
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