Re: redneck special forces
Back<br />> REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES SENT IN TO HUNT THE AL-QAEDA DOWN <br /> <br /><< Prev Topic | Next Topic >> <br />Author Comment <br />picofarad47<br />Moderator<br />(8/19/02 1:27:35 pm)<br />Reply <br /><br />Back<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /> The latest proposal to drive the Taliban and Al Qaeda out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in the RSF (Redneck Special Forces).<br /><br />Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, Cooter and Junior are being sent in with the following information about the Taliban:<br /><br />1. There is no limit.<br /><br />2. The season opened last weekend.<br /><br />3. They taste just like chicken.<br /><br />4. They hate beer, pickup trucks, country music, and Jesus.<br /><br />5. Some are *****.(happy in the pants)<br /><br />6. They don't like barbecue.<br /><br />And most importantly...<br /><br />7. THEY WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR DALE EARNHARDT'S DEATH. <br /><br />We estimate it should be over in less than two days. <br /><br />Edited by: Sandpaint at: 8/19/02 2:29