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A seven year-old comes to class one morning after being absent the day before. His teacher asked, "Why weren't you at school yesterday?"<br />"Well, my Granddad got burnt," he explains.<br />"Oh dear. He wasn't too badly hurt was he?" the teacher replies.<br />"Oh yes, they don't mess around at those crematoriums!"
