Today is my daughters 18th birthday.......<br /><br />I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment.<br /><br />Month after month, year after year, those payments!<br /><br />I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your momma's house; you tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me, then I want you to come back here and tell me the expression she had on her face."<br /><br />So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so anxious to hear what the witch had to say and what she looked like. As my baby girl walked<br />through the door, I said, "Well now .... what did your momma have to say?"<br /><br />"She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy."
<br /><br />EDIT: I just remembered this was meant to be a joke. It is funny .... and its sad because its sometimes true....I've heard reports that some fellas have tested DNA to contest a court order but the court wont hear the case...