SpinnerBait_Nut
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Fourteen Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse is taking his or her sweet time:<br /><br />1. Get 24 boxes of ******s & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.<br /><br />2. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.<br /><br />3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.<br /><br />4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, Code 3 in house wares', ...and see what happens.<br /><br />5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.<br /><br />6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.<br /><br />7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.<br /><br />8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?<br /><br />9. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.<br /><br />10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.<br /><br />11. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.<br /><br />12. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'<br /><br />13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" <br /> And last but not least,<br /><br />14. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly,'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!!<br /> 
