SpinnerBait_Nut
Honorary Moderator Emeritus
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Several new viruses have been discovered and are wreaking havoc throughout the national system. Beware of... <br /><br />1. THE ALGORE Virus....(Causes your computer to just keep counting and counting) <br />2. THE CLINTON Virus....(Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory) <br />3. THE BOB DOLE (aka: VIAGRA) virus...(Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy) <br />4. THE LEWINSKY Virus...(Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then Emails everyone about what it did) <br />5. THE RONALD REAGAN Virus....(Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored) <br />6. THE MIKE TYSON Virus....(Quits after two bytes) <br />7. THE OPRAH WINFREY Virus....(Your 300mb hard drive shrinks to 100mb, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200mb) <br />8. THE JACK KEVORKIAN Virus...(Deletes all old files) <br />9. THE ELLEN DEGENERES Virus...(Disks can no longer be inserted) <br />10. THE PROZAC Virus...(Totally screws up your RAM, but your Processor doesn't care) <br />11. THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO Virus...(Only attacks minor files) <br />12. THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER Virus...(Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back) <br />- And my personal favorite... <br />13. THE LORENA BOBBITT Virus...(Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows) 
