How to Manage a Long Married Life!

scrapper

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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful & loving couple".<br /><br /> The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret oftheir long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America, " explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse<br />stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once." "We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, this time causing her to drop her water. Once more my wife quietly said,"That's twice."<br /> We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for a third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.<br /> I shouted at her, "What 's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot<br />the poor animal like that? Are you crazy??" She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once." "And from that moment.. we have lived happily ever after." :D
 

dolluper

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Re: How to Manage a Long Married Life!

Guess mariage secret # 6 isn't that good in this case.....#6 go death and play dumb :D :D
 

heycods

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Re: How to Manage a Long Married Life!

Are you at 2 yet? I have been there for years. :(
 

brother chris

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Re: How to Manage a Long Married Life!

My ex-wife got to #3....needless to say, she is history. <br />I never shot her....just kicked her out!
 

JB

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Re: How to Manage a Long Married Life!

Great new variation on a good old story, Scrapper. :D :D <br /><br />I will refer trollers to this thread and tell them, "That's once." :D :D
 
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Re: How to Manage a Long Married Life!

My wife and I discovered many years ago that the secret to a long marriage is seperate vacations. :D
 

Reel Poor

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Re: How to Manage a Long Married Life!

Thats a good un scrapper. :D <br /><br /><br />
Originally posted by technosniveler:<br /> My wife and I discovered many years ago that the secret to a long marriage is seperate vacations. :D
Why do I believe this???? :rolleyes:
 
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Re: How to Manage a Long Married Life!

Originally posted by Reel Poor:<br /> Thats a good un scrapper. :D <br /><br /><br />
Originally posted by technosniveler:<br /> My wife and I discovered many years ago that the secret to a long marriage is seperate vacations. :D
Why do I believe this???? :rolleyes:
Could be your pre-dispostion. Not everyone is so self-involved. :p :p :p
 

Reel Poor

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Re: How to Manage a Long Married Life!

Originally posted by technosniveler:<br />
Originally posted by Reel Poor:<br /> Thats a good un scrapper. :D <br /><br /><br />
Originally posted by technosniveler:<br /> My wife and I discovered many years ago that the secret to a long marriage is seperate vacations. :D
Why do I believe this???? :rolleyes:
Could be your pre-dispostion. Not everyone is so self-involved. :p :p :p
aahhhhh,,,,,such wisdom from an egg spert. :p :p
 

fireship1

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Re: How to Manage a Long Married Life!

Originally posted by JB: I will refer trollers to this thread and tell them, "That's once."
This thread will soon be VERY busy! :D ;)
 
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