Glad i'm not a bum

NOSLEEP

Commander
Joined
Oct 30, 2002
Messages
2,442
thanks every body for your help with my timing problem, turns out it was the nut behind the timing light.<br /> here' a chuckle for you<br />A bum,who obviously has seen more than his share of hard times, approaches a well dressed gentleman on the street. "hey,Buddy, can you spare two dollars?" The well dressed gentalman responds, "you are not going to spend it on liquor are you?" "No, sir,I don't drink",retorts the bum. "You are not going to throw it away on some fishing gear, are you?"asks the gentleman.<br />"No way, I dont fish", answers the bum.<br />"You wouldn't waste the money on a guided hunt,would you"? asks the man. "Never," says the bum, "I don't hunt."<br />The man asks the bum if he would like to come home with him for a home cooked meal.The bum accepts eagerly. While they are heading for the man's house, the bum,s curiosity gets the better of him. "Isn't your wife going to be angry when she sees a guy like me at your table?" "Probably," says the man, "but it will be well worth it. I want her to see what happens to a guy who doesn't drink fish or hunt."<br /><br /> MAY THE FISHGODS BLESS YOU !!
 

Bart Sr.

Lieutenant Commander
Joined
Jul 26, 2002
Messages
1,603
Re: Glad i'm not a bum

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!I don't hunt but two out of three ain't bad.THANKFULLY AND RESPECTFULLY>>BART SR.
 

Scoop

Lieutenant Junior Grade
Joined
Jul 19, 2002
Messages
1,158
Re: Glad i'm not a bum

I'm going out to find my Bum. All pun Intended. :D
 

RICKRICK1

Ensign
Joined
Jun 24, 2002
Messages
926
Re: Glad i'm not a bum

Can we pass around the same bum, I dont know if we could all find one with those qualifications.
 

bobber head

Petty Officer 2nd Class
Joined
Nov 1, 2002
Messages
116
Re: Glad i'm not a bum

0306.jpg
<br /><br />This guy free-lances, and says he can have his lines down in just a few days.
 
Top