DUCK HUNTER

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

I'm sorry, but I just had to pass this along to all my fellow duck hunters on this forum.<br />Read on.<br />A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He<br />put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when<br />he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like hillbillies.<br />The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license,<br />and the hillbilly pulled out a valid Oklahoma hunting license. <br />The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up<br />one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said "This duck ain't from<br />Oklahoma. This is a Kansas duck. You got a Kansas huntin' license, boy?" <br />The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kansas hunting<br />license. <br />The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second<br />duck, sniffed its butt, and said <br />"This ain't no Kansas duck. This duck's from Arkansas. You got a<br />Arkansas license?" <br />The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Arkansas hunting<br />license. <br />The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its<br />butt, and said This ain't no Arkansas duck. This here duck's from South<br />Carolina. You got a South Carolina huntin' license?" <br />Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a South<br />Carolina hunting license. <br />The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at<br />the hillbilly "Just where the he** are you from?" <br />The hillbilly turned around, bent over, and said<br />"You're the expert, You tell me." <br />I took out just a little from the last cause I knew that I would get yelled at if I left it in.

 

[durk187]

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