DerWoods Memorial Is Finished

[gonfishn]

Some of you may remember my post where a Black Bear destroyed my out house in the North Woods and had to be rebuilt.<br /><br />In honor of DW I asked for your help in naming it in honor of him. I called it "SHoafin Retreat". The binder contains some of his infamous threads that use to entertain us alot. These will be on those long sits.<br /><br />Inside the net is my new toy. Its a electronic fish alert that beeps and blinks when a fish is on. This now replaces my motorized Go Bobber. Now if MonkWood will bless this efigy I will place in its place of honor.<br /><br />As you can tell I'm a little bored and spring is still a ways off........<br />

 

[mellowyellow]

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well done mate! a fittin' outhouse <br />you know he has to "bless" it now, right?<br />warm regards,<br />M.Y.

 

[NOSLEEP]

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BEAUTIFUL!

 

[sloopy]

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**sniff ***sniff

 

[snapperbait]

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I hesitate to ask how Monkwood will "bless" this fine memorial to gonfishn's Outhouse???!!!!!....

 

[ebbtide176]

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in honor of your humble abode of shoafin tradition, i will devote my next outhouse offering with your place in my thoughts. <br /><br />i'm proud to have been a shoafin follower. and no one deserves a better honor than derwood.

 

[RICKRICK1]

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Great job--<br /><br />Let us know how the blessing goes.<br /><br />Derwood you deserve this honor.

 

[OBJ]

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Geez....and I thought my cabin fever was bad....

 

[derwood]

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Well I'm glad it's finaly finished....Yall been holden it awhile now....I would expect your eyes got gold fish swimmen around in em....hope you are'nt waiten on me to dedicate it before you try it out ....I'd better get this done just in case. <br /><br />How to dedicate....Hmmm....<br /><br />A man is the king of his castle and his castle is his home.... and since you can't have either without a throne....we'ed better get started now, no time to delay....h#ll no, we can't wait for tommorow...we NEED this today!! <br /><br />A Pile of wood, a hammer and nail's....not to mention that dang black bear's tail....some blood, some sweat and a few long tears will guarantee this house will stand for years.<br /><br />Where to start....in front or out back, to the left or to the right....it should'nt be too far or hard to find at night....Its location is important, its purpose is grand, no less important for a woman than for a man.<br /><br />The hole has been dug and the walls are all up....heck we even went as far as to put a roof on this hut....with that all done a door must be hung to keep out the bears and keep in the dung.<br /><br />All thats left now is the finnishing touch...toilet paper, magizenes, air freshiner and such...A fine looking poopshed, fit for a king....a place to read to think and to sing....so I dedicate this poem to pin on the wall, in hopes that it brings a smile to one and to all.<br /><br />Good luck and I hope everything comes out alright.<br /><br />Derwood.

 

[crab bait]

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YAAA..!! YAAA..!! he's back ..!! he's back..!! <br /><br />that was great DERWOOD.. almost worth the wait..!!

 

[sloopy]

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DERWOODS BACK!!!!

 

[derwood]

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I think that we should have some other poophouse poems posted here so you will have some further reading substance for the new privy.<br /><br />Come one guys....I KNOW yall know some....keep them semi clean though so the kiddies at gonefishen's place don't come out of the throne room with hair on their chest and an anchor tattooed on their arm.<br /><br />Derwood.

 

[gonfishn]

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Headn North Thursday with Honor carefully placed in a brown paper bag. This thread will also be placed in the DerWood Log. Hoping to get a tan while I'm There......