Ladyfish and othergirls out there are gonna love this ! ( Just sucking up for all the blonde jokes) 
<br /> WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS <br />REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY <br />Wednesday February 15 , 2006 <br /><br />NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, <br />CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. <br /><br /><br />Class 1 <br />How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. <br />Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. <br /><br />Class 2 <br />The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? <br />Round Table Discussion. <br />Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. <br /><br />Class 3 <br />Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and <br />Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. <br />Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. <br /><br />Class 4 <br />Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- <br />Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. <br />Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. <br /><br />Class 5 <br />After Dinner Dishes --- Can They! Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? <br />Examples on Video. <br />Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM <br /><br />Class 6 <br />Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. <br />Help Line Support and Support Groups. <br />Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM <br /><br />Class 7 <br />Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places <br />And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. <br />Open Forum . <br />Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. <br /><br />Class 8 <br />Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. <br />Graphics and Audio Tapes. <br />Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. <br /><br />Class 9 <br />Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials. <br />Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. <br /><br />Class 10 <br />Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? <br />Driving Simulations. <br />4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. <br /><br />Class 11 <br />Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. <br />Online Classes and role-playing . <br />Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined <br /><br />Class 12 <br />How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion <br />Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. <br />Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. <br /><br />Class 13 <br />How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. <br />Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. <br />Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. <br /><br />Class 14 <br />The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used. <br />Live Demonstration. <br />Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. <br /><br />Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. <br /><br />
<br /> WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS <br />REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY <br />Wednesday February 15 , 2006 <br /><br />NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, <br />CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. <br /><br /><br />Class 1 <br />How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. <br />Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. <br /><br />Class 2 <br />The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? <br />Round Table Discussion. <br />Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. <br /><br />Class 3 <br />Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and <br />Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. <br />Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. <br /><br />Class 4 <br />Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- <br />Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. <br />Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. <br /><br />Class 5 <br />After Dinner Dishes --- Can They! Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? <br />Examples on Video. <br />Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM <br /><br />Class 6 <br />Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. <br />Help Line Support and Support Groups. <br />Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM <br /><br />Class 7 <br />Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places <br />And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. <br />Open Forum . <br />Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. <br /><br />Class 8 <br />Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. <br />Graphics and Audio Tapes. <br />Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. <br /><br />Class 9 <br />Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials. <br />Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. <br /><br />Class 10 <br />Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? <br />Driving Simulations. <br />4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. <br /><br />Class 11 <br />Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. <br />Online Classes and role-playing . <br />Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined <br /><br />Class 12 <br />How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion <br />Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. <br />Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. <br /><br />Class 13 <br />How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. <br />Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. <br />Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. <br /><br />Class 14 <br />The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used. <br />Live Demonstration. <br />Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. <br /><br />Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. <br /><br /> 
