Mr.Ladyfish
Master Chief Petty Officer
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- Nov 28, 2003
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A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window "Uh, yes, officer?" "What are you doing?" "Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine, sir " Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?" The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater." Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple . Alone, in a car,at night in a lovers' lane. And nothing obscene is happening! "What's your age, young man?" "I'm 25, sir." "And her ... what's her age?" The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."<br />--------------------------------------------------<br />Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a West Virginia Mountain Man, was drafted by the Army.<br />On his first day in basic, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army sheared off all his hair.<br /> <br />On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.<br /> <br />On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
