Bailout (cp)

[Plainsman]

>An airplane is about to crash; there are 5 passengers on board, but only
>4 parachutes.
>
>The first passenger says, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball
>player. I can't afford to die." So he takes the first pack and jumps out
>of the plane.
>
> The second passenger, Hillary Clinton says, "I am the wife of the
>former president of the United States, and a senator from New York and a
>potential future president. And I am the smartest woman in the history
>of the United States, so America's people don't want me to die." She
>takes the second pack and out of the plane.
>
>The third passenger, John Kerry says, "I'm a Senator, and a decorated
>war hero from the Army of the United States of America. I am also my
>party's nominee for president." So he grabs the pack next to him and
>jumps.
>
>The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, looks at the fifth
>passenger, a 10-year old schoolgirl, and says, "I have lived a full
>life. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
>
>The girl says, "That's okay, Mr. President. There's a parachute left for
>you. America's smartest woman took my schoolbag."
>
> Now, that's funny...I don't care who you are!!!!

 

[Boomyal]

Re: Bailout (cp)

Don't we wish! If Gore's ideology lost by a heartbeat, if Kerry's ideology lost by two heart beats, I wouldn't be putting my money on the table against Clinton II. She may not be the smartest woman in the world but she is the biggest chameleon. And people who say what they think you want to hear are not to be trusted. Buuuuuuuuuuuuut, half of public school educated Americans were never taught that lesson.