Signs and notices

jimlad

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Sign on a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Sign at Norfolk farm gate: BEWARE! I SHOOT EVERY TENTH TRESPASSER AND THE NINTH ONE HAS JUST LEFT

Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

Outside a photographer's studio: OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE,OUT FOR DINNER ALSO

Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
 

WillyBWright

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Re: Signs and notices

Sign at a lawnmower repair shop (a long time ago)...

Hourly Labor Rate $35
You Watch $45
You Help $55
You Work and We Watch $65
 

SuperNova

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Re: Signs and notices

At a hunting themed restaurant in Md. The restrooms were labeled "Pointers" and "Setters" I guess you all can figure out which was which.
 
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