Made in Japan ...

[aspeck]

There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport.

During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"

After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"

And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"

The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars.

Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was $300. The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah... so expensive!"

There upon, the driver yelled back - "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!"

 

[jimlad]

Re: Made in Japan ...

lol

 

[rmmpe]

Re: Made in Japan ...

A Japanese guy walks into a money-changer and asks to exchange 2,000 Yen into Dollars. The money changer gives him $150.00.
The following week the Japanese guy walks in and exchanges 2,000 Yen into $125.00.
In the 3rd week the Japanese guy changes 2,000 Yen into $112.00.

By now he's pretty upset and asks the money-changer why the big differences. The money-changer says "Fluctuations".

The Japanese guy is really upset, gets red in the face and storms to the door. Just before he leaves the place he yells back "and Fluc you Melicans too".