Ratherbesailing2
Cadet
- Joined
- Mar 25, 2012
- Messages
- 6
I recently purchased a pile of junk that used to be a catamaran from a guy for 25.00. I thought it would be a worthwhile project to attempt to put the thing back together and take it out sailing.
Being the stickler for rules that I am I decided to find out what I needed to do to get the thing registered. I e-mailed the BMV and they promptly responded with a shocking letter telling me that it is a felony to purchase a boat over 14' long without a title in the State of Ohio...OK, Drug pushers, murderers, burglars, rapists and me the 14' boat buyer.
I tried to make the situation right but it's just not possible. I ended up hiding the contraband in my garage covered in blankets hoping that the authorities don't come busting in for a raid.
Determined to have fun this spring I scanned the classified ads and found another boat, this one a wind surfer and only 11' long. Surely this one would be legal. I had the guy write me out a bill of sale, just in case. Armed with this bill of sale and the actual boat for proof that it's under 14' long I went to the BMV. To my amazement I was unsuccessful getting the boat registered because the person who gave me the receipt is not listed as owning the windsurfer, it is registered to his friend. Now I have to get a title... I guess because I had the wrong name.
This is just amazing to me. A wind surfer is like a skateboard with a sail on it. I have to have the same documentation as a car? Anyway I put the windsurfer under the blankets with the catamaran. Now I have committed 2 felonies and I'm out a total of 75 bucks.
Being the fun loving optimistic fool that I am I pulled an old canoe down out of the attic. This one is mine, surely I am allowed to paddle my own canoe around...NOT. I went to renew the registration and to my amazement I am now supposed to get a title for it. It was built in 1959! This is MY canoe!
Are you sure this is America?
Being the stickler for rules that I am I decided to find out what I needed to do to get the thing registered. I e-mailed the BMV and they promptly responded with a shocking letter telling me that it is a felony to purchase a boat over 14' long without a title in the State of Ohio...OK, Drug pushers, murderers, burglars, rapists and me the 14' boat buyer.
I tried to make the situation right but it's just not possible. I ended up hiding the contraband in my garage covered in blankets hoping that the authorities don't come busting in for a raid.
Determined to have fun this spring I scanned the classified ads and found another boat, this one a wind surfer and only 11' long. Surely this one would be legal. I had the guy write me out a bill of sale, just in case. Armed with this bill of sale and the actual boat for proof that it's under 14' long I went to the BMV. To my amazement I was unsuccessful getting the boat registered because the person who gave me the receipt is not listed as owning the windsurfer, it is registered to his friend. Now I have to get a title... I guess because I had the wrong name.
This is just amazing to me. A wind surfer is like a skateboard with a sail on it. I have to have the same documentation as a car? Anyway I put the windsurfer under the blankets with the catamaran. Now I have committed 2 felonies and I'm out a total of 75 bucks.
Being the fun loving optimistic fool that I am I pulled an old canoe down out of the attic. This one is mine, surely I am allowed to paddle my own canoe around...NOT. I went to renew the registration and to my amazement I am now supposed to get a title for it. It was built in 1959! This is MY canoe!
Are you sure this is America?