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  • Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

    This is the best I've seen in awhile.....no pic.

    http://winnipeg.kijiji.ca/c-cars-veh...AdIdZ192617916

    "have my boat for sale i think its a 1989 maybe a bit newer... The leather on the inside needs to be re-done!!! The motor itself is worth the asking price it's a 125 or a 175 i think if not a bigger motor mercury all re-built with a brand new propeller!! The boat is 16 feet blue and white!! I'm sorry i dont know much about boats it was given to me!! it must go by the weekend have a new baby cost more then you think lol!!! The boat comes with trailer but in not good condition but it works and no battery!!! I have no pictures you would have to come take a look at it!!!! asking 8000.00 o.b.o It must go by the weekend taking offer's"
    1993 Larson 200 SEI
    Mercruiser 5.0, Gen II

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    • Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

      $8,000!!!!!!

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      • Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

        Originally posted by Aviator5 View Post
        Did someone find this boat in the woods and decide to post it, seems like a theft "sort-of" recovery deal. It's got the "all important" keyless ignition to start the "missing motor" LOL
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        • Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

          http://www.usedottawa.com/classified-ad/11242549

          Trade my $1000 worth of snowmobile and boat for your $8000 ski boat, hmmm.
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          • Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

            20 foot cuddy cabin, Reinell, project******* - $950 (oregon city)
            TLC Du jour

            http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/boa/1649151739.html

            funny?
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            1989 reinell 192, cuddy cabin. Heres the deal. I bought this boat with a cracked block. I was planning on replacing the engine, but due too some legal issues i need to sell, so i can afford a attorney. I have taken out the old engine and dissassembled it. I saved all parts you will need to put on a replacement engine which will need to be a chevy v8 305 5.0 liter, You could also use a 350. This bolts up to the outdrive which is a 87 OMC 5.0 cobra unit. I removed all the paint from the outdrive was planning on powder coating. This unit seems to be in workable condition, I have done a lot of research on the omc cobra and i could part this unit out and make just as much as i asking for the whole boat. There is also a little fiberglass work that needs to be done as well. Nothing major just some edges above the gas tank need to be wrapped. This boat has a solid hull and body. Comes with a single axle trailer, all lights work, But there is some separation on a few joints. I will be reinforcing this, This weekend. No title for trailer which doesnt matter because its a single axle and under 20 ft. But i do have clean title for the boat in hand. The ext paint/gelcoat is in restorable condition, just needs a buff and the old adhesive from the pin striping. The interior is all there, few rips and use, But would clean up and operate just fine. This boat has a cuddy cabin, loacted in the front of the boat, enough room for two adults too sleep or what have ya. Garmin fish finder is included as well. the power trim-which lowers outdrive works great. All this boat needs to be on the water is a engine block...asking 950.00 please call brian @ 503-505-3935. 1207 division st. oregon city, or 97045 up by hospital. If you have any more questions call me, any hour. Not able to check e-mail that often.

            Just Ed
            Florence, OR

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            • Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

              Yah, he is short of $950 bucks to afford an attorney

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              • Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

                Guess the boat ain't the get away vehicle he'd thought it'd be.
                Southern, NJ, USA

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                Date an I/O, but marry an outboard!

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                • Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

                  Really? 10 grand for an 85 stratos?


                  http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/boa/1650751448.html

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                  • Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

                    70'S CHRYSLER SPEED BOAT - $500 (GULL LAKE)

                    14 FT 70's CHRYSLER SPEED BOAT NO MOTOR. INTERIOR NEEDS WORK, TRANSOM IS SOFT. OTHER THAN TRANSOM NEEDING SOME WORK THE HULL IS VERY CLEAN AND SHINY. NO TRAILER.

                    I went down the list of bad things...

                    No motor - That sucks
                    Interior needs work - standard for age and price
                    Transom is soft - That could be a problem

                    Then I think I am in the clear with the good...

                    Hull very clean and shiny - Yep, it is a pretty yellow.

                    Then one final kick in the teeth - No trailer...

                    HAHA

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                    • Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

                      http://winnipeg.kijiji.ca/c-cars-veh...AdIdZ193490325

                      This guy took leather seats from a Labaron....and calls it "style"!
                      1993 Larson 200 SEI
                      Mercruiser 5.0, Gen II

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                      • Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

                        Originally posted by paulspaddle View Post
                        http://winnipeg.kijiji.ca/c-cars-veh...AdIdZ193490325

                        This guy took leather seats from a Labaron....and calls it "style"!
                        LOL He even wired the power seats to recline, that's hilarious.

                        This one is funny and sad at the same time
                        http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/boa/1654794562.html

                        1977 wellcraft that isn't well. - $500

                        1977 wellcraft..... I recently purchased .. I spent my family's vacation money on this thing I know how to reupholster a little and do some minor custom work to get this in shape by spring...
                        Guess I do not know as much as I thought......after further inspection the hull is not sound and the wood frame is rotted below the fiberglass. in my opinion it is shot but you be the judge
                        if your interested. The boat has a 351w in it and I am told the motor runs we can try it if you want but it's been to cold to try it. UGHHHH.,, It is on a shorelander dual axel trailer that I brought it home on from Benton Harbor area to greenville--the trailer is rusty but seems to be in good working order and could use tires I do know this.. I paid $1500 4wks ago... I know its NOT worth that. I would be happy to get $500.00 if it has any value at all. maybe I can take the kids to McDonalds or something.
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                        • Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

                          Originally posted by Huron Angler View Post
                          LOL He even wired the power seats to recline, that's hilarious.

                          This one is funny and sad at the same time
                          http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/boa/1654794562.html

                          1977 wellcraft that isn't well. - $500

                          1977 wellcraft..... I recently purchased .. I spent my family's vacation money on this thing I know how to reupholster a little and do some minor custom work to get this in shape by spring...
                          Guess I do not know as much as I thought......after further inspection the hull is not sound and the wood frame is rotted below the fiberglass. in my opinion it is shot but you be the judge
                          if your interested. The boat has a 351w in it and I am told the motor runs we can try it if you want but it's been to cold to try it. UGHHHH.,, It is on a shorelander dual axel trailer that I brought it home on from Benton Harbor area to greenville--the trailer is rusty but seems to be in good working order and could use tires I do know this.. I paid $1500 4wks ago... I know its NOT worth that. I would be happy to get $500.00 if it has any value at all. maybe I can take the kids to McDonalds or something.
                          I thought the fact he wired them up was hilarious too!

                          This guy needs a big violin.....I'm not a fan of sympathy ads....I'm not cold, but you are trying to sell something....I always think there is something 'else' going on.
                          1993 Larson 200 SEI
                          Mercruiser 5.0, Gen II

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                          • Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

                            Originally posted by paulspaddle View Post
                            http://winnipeg.kijiji.ca/c-cars-veh...AdIdZ193490325

                            This guy took leather seats from a Labaron....and calls it "style"!
                            That thing is sweet!! Just think of how envious your friends will be with it sitting in your front yard!!

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                            • Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

                              Originally posted by paulspaddle View Post
                              http://winnipeg.kijiji.ca/c-cars-veh...AdIdZ193490325

                              This guy took leather seats from a Labaron....and calls it "style"!
                              Wow those seats are horrible. However, a Texas Maid with a 135? Yes please!!!!!
                              2002 20' Hydra-Sports 202DC 200HP Yamaha HPDI
                              1976 18' Starcraft SuperSport 90HP Evinrude
                              Restoration thread https://forums.iboats.com/showthread.php?t=357767

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                                Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

                                Le Baron seats !!!! Count me in !!!!
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