Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

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Home Cookin'

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I'll trade him for a tattoo if I get to draw it on him.


burninman said:
Trade - $1 (Gaston)
Date: 2011-04-21, 11:33AM EDT
Reply to: sale-phzp4-2338510365@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Pacer bow rider walk through front window 17 ft boat, good running 3 cylinder 85 HP Suzuki motor and trailer- "No Title" ran vins they are clean- Bill of Sale only- runs good -needs tilt and trim rebuilt ($105 Ebay), seat upholstery or get new seats for WallyWorld (Walmart)for $16 each, battery charged, bimini top, and a good cleaning. Want to trade for a VW Camper/Bus, or anything cool guns, tattoos, a car, bikes, whatever I am open minded,----email me and I will get back to you soon. Pic is just like mine- mine is blue and white. No spammers, no scammers, NO BS Please- Just offer what you got I will let you know

You might want to pick up a couple paddles while you are at WallyWorld... Pic is just like his too. except not his... To his credit, at least the price is right.
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

If you don't have any friends or family, this boat comes with them

http://norfolk.craigslist.org/boa/2351377962.html

1995 Bayliner Capri Classic for sale, Water Ready, $2500. Several life jackets adults and kids included. Does not include trailer. For More information or pictures Please call Chris @ 217-xxxx
 
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NO HOLES NO LEAKS NEEDS COMPLETE RESTORATION.
QUALITY ALL FIBERGLASS AROUND 1975-1977. DO NOT
WANT TO TAKE TO THE SCRAP YARD, THIS BOAT NEEDS
A GOOD HOME AND A DEDICATED CAPTAIN. WHY BUY A
NEW ONE SUSTAINABILTY IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT TODAY.
RECYCLE/ RENEW/ RESTORE. GO GREEN...

http://rochester.craigslist.org/boa/2352199156.html


I can't stop laughing. Go green! Buy this POS for $300 and fix it up for the environment's sake!
 
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http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/2357508391.html

Does this work???

I am looking for a bowrider inboard or an outboard boat. I am not a rich man or have that much money so please take that into consideration. I have lost most of my stuff due to hardtimes and now just want to settle with having a boat and doing some cruising on the lake and maybe some fishing NOTE:(I am 44 yrs old and never caught a damn fish yet...lol) Maybe with your help, I will change that.
Even a little bit of a fixer-upper would be great. I have put ads in the Freecycle pages looking for one thats just sitting in someones yard but most that contacted me were boats that would cost a fortune to fix.
I have 3 little girls that love the water and just want to enjoy life as long as I can yet.
Thanks for reading,
Joe

If you can, please e-mail a couple pictures. And let me know what your asking. Thanks again
 
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I found one for all you boat restoration experts out there... I'm sure someone could make something out of this. Maybe a pile in the dump? No trailer but it has NEW floor.

http://spokane.craigslist.org/boa/2354814162.html

Fiberglass Boat - $50 (sPoKaNe)
Date: 2011-04-30, 9:19AM PDT
Reply to: sale-yxrmq-2354814162@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Fiberglass Boat 12-14 ' GREAT START FOR PROJECT . NEW floor, no title only bill of sale, and no trailer just the boat........ need work .or trade for? .

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

http://spokane.craigslist.org/boa/2354814162.html

Fiberglass Boat - $50 (sPoKaNe)
Date: 2011-04-30, 9:19AM PDT
Reply to: sale-yxrmq-2354814162@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Fiberglass Boat 12-14 ' GREAT START FOR PROJECT . NEW floor, no title only bill of sale, and no trailer just the boat........ need work .or trade for? .
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I'm looking at this and all I can think of is, this is the boat that Dustin Hoffman tried to excape in during the movie Papiillon, Someone finally fixed the floor:)
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Wrongsyde said:
I found one for all you boat restoration experts out there... I'm sure someone could make something out of this. Maybe a pile in the dump? No trailer but it has NEW floor.

http://spokane.craigslist.org/boa/2354814162.html

Fiberglass Boat - $50 (sPoKaNe)
Date: 2011-04-30, 9:19AM PDT
Reply to: sale-yxrmq-2354814162@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Fiberglass Boat 12-14 ' GREAT START FOR PROJECT . NEW floor, no title only bill of sale, and no trailer just the boat........ need work .or trade for? .

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It's a KEEPER!
 
SteveinVA

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

found this in Maryland, Not a TLC add but funny nuntheless. I have heard of a typo but come on, grammar people do you know it!??

"Hi , i post this 1990 Bayliner 18'' , and Trailer . This boat have 85 HP YAMAHA motor running strong ,i bought this boat last summer enjoy on river , but now i moving to orther State can't bring her with me , that why i am saler ,i ask $2500, Boat have the bimini cover top go with .Serious inquires only please call and want looking at 301.535.57xx ,or 301535.57xx "
http://smd.craigslist.org/boa/2349404460.html
 
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SteveinVA said:
found this in Maryland, Not a TLC add but funny nuntheless. I have heard of a typo but come on, grammar people do you know it!??

"Hi , i post this 1990 Bayliner 18'' , and Trailer . This boat have 85 HP YAMAHA motor running strong ,i bought this boat last summer enjoy on river , but now i moving to orther State can't bring her with me , that why i am saler ,i ask $2500, Boat have the bimini cover top go with .Serious inquires only please call and want looking at 301.535.57xx ,or 301535.57xx "
http://smd.craigslist.org/boa/2349404460.html
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DAMN those non-boat states!
 
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