That would be a cruel joke for sure! The unavailability of parts is the issue. No manifolds, couplers, certain oddball parts, etc. I was pretty lucky as my '88 4.3 has pretty good parts availability, VP Couplers and Exhaust fits just fine, in fact I replaced my OMC batwings with the exact same center riser style exhaust used by OMC and later VP, for years all the way till VP started using the required dreaded Cat Converters. It cost a bit for the parts needed for the conversion but now I'm glad I did it. It had simple points ignition, no split fire module no one makes, simple Quadrajet carb, no oddball NLA fuel injection computer, etc. Even the ESA module I was able to get in the aftermarket (CDI).
The rest, well the OMC stuff IMHO was good quality. I have had to repair a few things on the drive but really normal repairs for the age of it and salt water moorage for years. And, it did not have trouble with what Mercs often have after being slipped in salt water, leaky/rusted steering arms and worn out pivot pins. The bellows lasts 10 years and the impeller takes 20 min to change. As long as I can get parts, I'm running it.