Keep them guessing.....

itsaboattime

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My grandson and I and my 22 yo son(not my grandson's father) were watching a movie. It's called "rise of the guardians" and my grandson loves it. After the movie my son, who isn't a dad yet, says to me:
Dan: Dad do you know how scared you used to make us when you picked up the phone and dialed random numbers and made like you were callin Santa?
Me: I WAS callin Santa
Dan: (puzzled face)
Me: When you become a parent you are given a list of numbers that you will need: Santa's phone number, the Tooth Fairy's number, the Easter Bunny's number and the Boogie Man's number.
Dan: The Boogie Man?!?!
Me: Yup. Remember when you had all those bad dreams after you snuck into the closet found all you birthday gifts?
Yeah, that was me.....
 
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