Re: I have a boat.
Sorry to hear it. I have three boats and one great wife. The problem with a boat is that it is like having a second wife. Not enough time for both of them unless she likes fishing/boating. Mine does but not all the time. The nice thing is neither of them are jealous of the other. After 27 years of being married to this lady I am no longer a husband but a hostage. but only to the boats.
