Health Warning

Tyme2fish

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When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.
When you drink rum over ice,it can give you liver failure.
When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems.
When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.

Apparently, ice is really bad for you.

Warn all your friends.
 

Moody Blue

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Re: Health Warning

Perfectly logical conclusion. The ice just dilutes the good stuff anyways.
 

CaptainKickback

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Re: Health Warning

In my case, the ice stays outside the beer container.

Sea ya...
 

kenmyfam

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Re: Health Warning

When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.
When you drink rum over ice,it can give you liver failure.
When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems.
When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.

Apparently, ice is really bad for you.

Warn all your friends.

Words of wisdom indeed !!!
 

mommicked

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Re: Health Warning

You may also choke on ice cubes :eek:. I tried some Jameson Irish Whiskey for the first time last night..............It was very smooth and tasty. A friend and I had a few shots and I hate it's rather expensive.
 

robert graham

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Re: Health Warning

Wow!...and all this time I thought it was the booze wreaking havoc on all my internal organs!.....the ice did it!;)
 

coastalrichard

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Re: Health Warning

Ain't this place great? I get all the important info I need to know on iboats:p
 

soggy_feet

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Re: Health Warning

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”
― Benjamin Franklin
 

JB

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Re: Health Warning

I drink all of my spirits neat. . . no ice.

Now coffee and tea; for breakfast, hot, the rest of the time iced. Maybe I should drink more single malt and less caffeine.
 
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