January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

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January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Terrorists Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
 
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Re: January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

:D:D:facepalm:
 
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Re: January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Oh snap!
 
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Re: January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

On the breast implants: Is that 59,350 pairs or are they counted induvidually?:D
 
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Re: January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

tomdinwv said:
On the breast implants: Is that 59,350 pairs or are they counted induvidually?:D
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Doh! :facepalm::p
 
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Re: January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

tomdinwv said:
On the breast implants: Is that 59,350 pairs or are they counted induvidually?:D
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Time for a recount. I'll get started. ;)
 
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Re: January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Tim Frank said:
January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Transvestites 133
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
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That was just at LAX, right?
 
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Re: January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Tim Frank said:
January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Terrorists Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
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....and 1 leafs fan...but that is still just an unproven rumour at this point.;):D
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Re: January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Good 1 :D
 
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Re: January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

tomdinwv said:
On the breast implants: Is that 59,350 pairs or are they counted induvidually?:D
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I'm just glad to see it was an even number :D
 
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