January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Tim Frank · Apr 24, 2012

January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Terrorists Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

aspeck · Apr 24, 2012

Re: January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

:facepalm:

Captain Shikaboo · Apr 24, 2012

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Oh snap!

tomdinwv · Apr 24, 2012

Re: January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

On the breast implants: Is that 59,350 pairs or are they counted induvidually?

WIMUSKY · Apr 24, 2012

Re: January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

tomdinwv said:
On the breast implants: Is that 59,350 pairs or are they counted induvidually?

Doh! :facepalm:

halfmoa · Apr 24, 2012

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tomdinwv said:
On the breast implants: Is that 59,350 pairs or are they counted induvidually?

Time for a recount. I'll get started.

ajgraz · Apr 24, 2012

Re: January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Tim Frank said:
January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Transvestites 133
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

That was just at LAX, right?

tomdinwv · Apr 24, 2012

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halfmoa said:
Time for a recount. I'll get started.

Let me know if you need a hand.

Bigprairie1 · Apr 24, 2012

Re: January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Tim Frank said:
January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Terrorists Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

....and 1 leafs fan...but that is still just an unproven rumour at this point.

BP

bruceb58 · Apr 24, 2012

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Tim Frank said:
Natural Blondes 3

I guess they could see that the carpet matched the drapes.

12vMan · Apr 24, 2012

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bruceb58 said:
I guess they could see that the carpet matched the drapes.

JRJ · Apr 24, 2012

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Good 1

rickryder · Apr 24, 2012

Re: January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

tomdinwv said:
Let me know if you need a hand.

Or two

kenmyfam · Apr 25, 2012

Re: January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

tomdinwv said:
On the breast implants: Is that 59,350 pairs or are they counted induvidually?

I'm just glad to see it was an even number

January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

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