Drugs vs. computers...Are we addicted?

Tim Frank

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Drug dealers:

? Refer to their clients as ?users?.
? ?The first one?s free!?
? Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff).
? Strange jargon: ?Stick?, ?Rock?, ?Dime bag,? ?E?.
? Realize that there?s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
? Job is assisted by industry?s producing newer, more potent mixes.
? Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers.
? Their product causes unhealthy addictions.
? Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.

Software developers:

? Refer to their clients as ?users?.
? ?Download a free trial version??
? Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code).
? Strange jargon: ?SCSI?, ?ISDN?, ?Java?, ?RTFM?
? Realize that there?s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
? Job is assisted by industry?s producing newer, faster machines.
? Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists.
? Their product causes unhealthy addictions ? DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D.
? Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!
 

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Re: Drugs vs. computers...Are we addicted?

• Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!
that was funny!
 

ezmobee

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Re: Drugs vs. computers...Are we addicted?

That thing looks bad ***!

It is indeed. I wanted a tablet (cuz it was a cool gadget) but couldn't justify it since I sit in front of a computer all day and have a laptop at home. However, Best Buy had a great pre-black friday sale and I snagged that Asus for $249. That I could swing for just a gadget! Now I'm addicted to all the cool apps and what not that they have available. It has a GPS in it so I can use all the navigation apps (ones that don't require a constant internet connection) like Sygic and Navionics. Can't wait to try out the Navionics app on the Chesapeake.
 

soggy_feet

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Re: Drugs vs. computers...Are we addicted?

slick. Didn't know they were making tabs now. I've been using a Eee 900 from the first day they were available in the US. Love it.
 

waterinthefuel

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Re: Drugs vs. computers...Are we addicted?

Doom? Duke Nukem 3D???? How old is that information? The first computer games I got when I got my first computer in 1995 were Doom and Duke Nukem 3D. I still have the Duke Nukem CD.
 
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