My Favorite Animal (Can't Let Art Have All the Fun)

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said "fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right 'cause everyone in the class laughed. My parents always told me to be truthful, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do too, especially chicken, pork and beef. Any way, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite liveanimal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why just like she'd asked the other children, so I told her it was 'cause you can make it into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...???

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Between you and Aspeck I have been doing plenty of laughing lately!

Thank you Both!

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Okay............. Remember aspeck started this!!!

Chicken stuff!

The Bible : And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

Moses : Know ye that it is unclean to eat the chicken that has crossed the road and that the chicken that crosseth the road doth so for its own preservation.

Buddha : If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.

A Nun : It was a habit.

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Nice, Bob. Just remember, if the thread gets too silly one of the other mods might pullet.

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And JB has an itchy trigger finger of late !!!

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LippCJ7 said:

And JB has an itchy trigger finger of late !!!

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Could it be an allergy to chicken........ that would be fowl

Just be cognizant of using foul language

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Chickens or red light cameras!!! I'm waiting for skargo's next thread, then I will start the stop watch!

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So lets get this straight.

We have Bubba's chicken mindin' his own business. The Bible tells the chicken not to cross the road. "Screw that" (fowl language) the chicken says. He grabs the Bible and crosses anyway. Stupid chicken runs into incoop.....well that's the end of that story.

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sasto said:

So lets get this straight.

We have Bubba's chicken mindin' his own business. The Bible tells the chicken not to cross the road. "Screw that" (fowl language) the chicken says. He grabs the Bible and crosses anyway. Stupid chicken runs into incoop.....well that's the end of that story.

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Yes, but don't blame the chicken. She was merely looking for the coop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the possum it could be done.

If you live in Georgia or farther south you can freely substitute an armadillo for the chicken..

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dwco5051 said:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the possum it could be done.

If you live in Georgia or farther south you can freely substitute an armadillo for the chicken..

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You've obviously never tasted armadillo. They call it possum on the half shell, but I beg to differ. Doubt the Kentuckians would even feed it to their POWs.

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lncoop said:

You've obviously never tasted armadillo. They call it possum on the half shell, but I beg to differ. Doubt the Kentuckians would even feed it to their POWs.

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I have seen armadillo on the road and I was always alone .......... so without someone to direct traffic ......... I never tasted one !!

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Bob_VT said:

I have seen armadillo on the road and I was always alone .......... so without someone to direct traffic ......... I never tasted one !!

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We have gone from fried chicken to road kill??

Why am I getting hungry.

(and how do you go about making a joke out of chickens "INCOUP" :facepalm: )

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Road kill is on the menu tonight ... looking forward to some fresh venison.