How Can I Gain 100 lbs. By Christmas??? Update

DECK SWABBER 58

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Significant other bought a full blown santa suit and expects me to play santa for her grand daughter. I'm 5' 11' and weigh 145 lbs!

Yes, I'll post pics.

 

WIMUSKY

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• Dec 22, 2010

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Start gathering up pillows.....

 

642mx

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• Dec 22, 2010

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McDonalds... and a lot of it!

 

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• Dec 22, 2010

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I can give you some ...

Just hit the buffet line OFTEN!...

 

royal0014

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• Dec 22, 2010

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She should've give 'ya a heads up at Thanksgiving


<<)))(((>>

 

avenger79

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if you want it to be realistic try a costume rental place for a fat suit.

 

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I'd be happy to give you 50#. That would give me enough free-board for some eggnog. Have fun with those kids

 

aspeck

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There ya go ... JRJ will give you 50 and I will give you 50. You got your 100! Just tell us where we are to send it!

 

kenmyfam

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And if you need a little more let me know

 

DECK SWABBER 58

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But it's too late to ship anything...

Anyone got any connections?

 

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Eggnog and cookies for breakfast,same for lunch but add more cookies and a candy bar,dinner anything sweet and no exercise under no circumstances no fried food could mess your heart up

 

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642mx said:

McDonalds... and a lot of it!

Click to expand...

Plus: BEER

 

DECK SWABBER 58

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Re: How Can I Gain 100 lbs. By Christmas??? Update

DECK SWABBER 58 said:

Significant other bought a full blown santa suit and expects me to play santa for her grand daughter. I'm 5' 11' and weigh 145 lbs!

Yes, I'll post pics.

Click to expand...

The lady of the house made cookies and candy, I've gained 10 lbs.!!!

Only 90 more to go by tomorrow.

 

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• Dec 24, 2010

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Re: How Can I Gain 100 lbs. By Christmas??? Update

Sit on an appropriate sized cork (you'll have to figure that one out by yourself) and eat cheese for a week??