Re: Arrowglass Cheetah Project!
Well folks, the engine is out. That being said, let me say that I seem to have this way of seeing simple things turn into huge ordeals, and this job did not disappoint.
Also, some of the techniques I am about to describe got the job done, but they are a little stupid. Don't try this at home!
I started at 7AM and things were going smoothly. Bolts were flying out and being tagged and bagged. 2 Ton shop crane, load leveler, and engine stand were on standby. I was actually thinking that I may have the engine rolling around in my garage in time for breakfast. Wrong.
I had the engine hooked up to the hoist and ready to be lifted in roughly 30 minutes. Hoist up. Problem #1. With my crane/chain/load leveler combo, the hoist wouldn't lift the engine up over the transom. I knew it would be close. But we're about 8 inches off.
Chain and other stuff couldn't be shortened or raised anymore. Bummer. No problem, I can just lift the tongue of the trailer, lowering the transom, right? Good thing the tonge weighs like 600 pounds. (Actually 130 or so, but still dang heavy.) Heavy enough that I couldn't hold it up and pull the trailer out. Major bummer. Too bad all my buddies are still sleeping at 7 am.
Idea. I can use something sturdy to hold the trailer up. Enter the engine stand. Pick up trailer, kick engine stand under trailer tongue, set it down...done. Problem #2: Still about an inch off. Bummer. Remove bellhousing plate. Clearance achieved.
At this point, I am feeling a sense of sure, quick, and easy victory. Engine is in the air, ready to be mounted on my heavy-duty 2 Ton engine stand (which is currently under the tongue of my trailer, remember?) No prob. I take a moment, step back and admire my work, and snap a pic for posterity.
So I then remove engine stand from tongue of trailer, and again curse the guys who made that stinking heavy trailer. But it's all good; all downhill from here. I can almost smell bacon and eggs. Roll stand around to the hoist to accept the engine....I said roll stand around to accept the engine.....and around...and around....Bummer. Enter Problem #3.
It seems the "genius" Chinese engineers at Harbor Freight designed their 2 ton shop crane and 2 ton engine hoist to never be used together. Makes sense to me. Unless I am totally missing something, due to the design of the legs, I do not believe there is any feesible way to get the stand close enough to the crane to accept the engine. For nearly an hour, I tried every possible angle and approach, but none of them would get the two to lineup. Looks like I'm not going anywhere for a while.
Not wanting to not leave my engine on the hoist and later find it collapsed in my garage and determined use my engine stand, I had a revelation. The type of revelation that only comes to redneck mechanics in a moment of great desperation, frustration, and prayer! ha.
The only way to get my engine stand in the proper position for the hoist would be if it were on a differnt plane. Enter my trusty 4 ton jackstands. Don't try this at home, kids!!!
So I put the engine stand on the 4 jackstands at a height so the legs of the engine hoist could roll under the stand. Not bad. This let me get the two in the proper position. Mounted the engine on the engine stand (sitting on jackstands.)
That's great and all, but now how am I going to get the engine stand back on the ground? My floor jack isn't low-profile enough. No problem, I've got a crane! I removed the chain from the engine and then used the engine hoist to pick up the engine and stand together. Removed the jackstands and lower engine stand. Tired, sweaty, and hungry I call it a day.
Oh, and since it was almost 11:00 I had an enchilada for breakfast.
Transom is next!!!