10th Anniversary Gift

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So this year (sept 4) being my 10th wedding anniversary, I asked the wife what she would like for a present.
She replied something that would go 0-200 in under five seconds.
So I guess I am buying a new bathroom scale.
 
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Re: 10th Anniversary Gift

rbh said:
So this year (sept 4) being my 10th wedding anniversary, I asked the wife what she would like for a present.
She replied something that would go 0-200 in under five seconds.
So I guess I am buying a new bathroom scale.
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Ohhhhh!!.....lets see you say it mate!! I bet you haven't got the nuts!!~ (hee hee hee)

Cheers
Phillip
(PS the situation don't exist with my old sheila, but even if it did, I still wouldn't be game enough)
 
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Re: 10th Anniversary Gift

WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!
that pretty much will take care of the 11th anniversary also

THERE WONT BE ONE!! :)

let us know where to send flowers

woosterken
 
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Re: 10th Anniversary Gift

The anniversary part is true, but the scale thing was a joke I heard, sorry for any dissapointment. :D
 
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rbh said:
The anniversary part is true, but the scale thing was a joke I heard, sorry for any dissapointment. :D
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See, you just don't have the intestinal fortitude to tell your lovely that, do you! Chicken!
 
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See, you just don't have the intestinal fortitude to tell your lovely that, do you! Chicken!
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We were both at the old chug and chuck when the joke was told, she laughed,
besides our scale does lie, really. :D
 
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If you really want to see something go from 0-200 in under five seconds, actually get her the scale and watch her blood pressure.:D

That's a good one, reminds me of the fastest weight loss diet.

Lose 200# in a week...get divorced.
 
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Thad said:
That's a good one, reminds me of the fastest weight loss diet.

Lose 200# in a week...get divorced.
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thats so true, i lost 110 lbs with a divorce :eek: today would have been our 10th aniversary so to celibrate im taking my new girlfriend camping this weekend
 
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Re: 10th Anniversary Gift

Being your 10th... The "Gift" for HER is Diamonds...


Ron White said it best...

"Diamonds... That'll shut her up"... :D

*Shrug*... :rolleyes:
 
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Diamonds = ice = cold drink :rolleyes: :D
She is going to have to wait a little longer than 10 years for the real thing.
(besides I already bought here some nice diamond earings a few years back)
 
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rbh said:
SShe replied something that would go 0-200 in under five seconds.
So I guess I am buying a new bathroom scale.
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sure, that gift will also go from o-200 and lay in your face!!!! Great joke!
 
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