"Operating under the influence of being an ubelievable dumba$$"

RPJS

RPJS

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Re: "Operating under the influence of being an ubelievable dumba$$"

Living in the UK I am not fully aware of the true definition of the term "Red Neck" but i'm guessing this guy was one.<br /><br />I also had no idea that "Goddam DipSh!t" was a leagal cause of death.
 
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Moody Blue

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Re: "Operating under the influence of being an ubelievable dumba$$"

Lets hope he hadn't passed along his genetic makeup to anyone else. Looks like it runs in the family though :eek: <br /><br />In the grand scheme of things ya gets whacha deserves.
 
Twidget

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Re: "Operating under the influence of being an ubelievable dumba$$"

I just dont know what to say about that one. :eek:
 
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gspig

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Re: "Operating under the influence of being an ubelievable dumba$$"

Considering the story is from the onion, can't believe any of it.
 
SuzukiChopper

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Re: "Operating under the influence of being an ubelievable dumba$$"

Believable or not, the story is still hillarious and I'm sure we've all come across a person or two completely capable of what was put forward in the story :)
 
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brother chris

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Re: "Operating under the influence of being an ubelievable dumba$$"

Hello Darwin Award candidate of the year!
 
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kenimpzoom

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Re: "Operating under the influence of being an ubelievable dumba$$"

Just in case yall dont know, everything on "The Onion" is made up fun.<br /><br />Ken
 
Mark42

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Re: "Operating under the influence of being an ubelievable dumba$$"

Yep, The Onion is just satire. Often funny, but strictly satire.
 
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NYMINUTE

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Re: "Operating under the influence of being an ubelievable dumba$$"

Saw a Michigan Redneck get sited at the ramp, attempting to back in where a boat was docked. MINE. Wife asked him to move so I could get the trailer in and pull it out. He was wasted, but he moved, Sheriff was watching, went to speak to him, next thing I see the rig being moved by the deputy, and the breathalizer being played. Great work to Michigan (Branch County) Sheriffs Dept.
 
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