The Stupid Sign

KaGee

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C&P from who knows where... I think it's from a Foxworthy routine... <br /><br />Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops...never mind, didn't see your sign." <br /> <br />It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says, "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign." <br /> <br />A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big ol' stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign." <br /> <br />I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. "Alright, Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it." <br /> <br />Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign." <br /> <br />We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!" See, if he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him. <br /> <br />I learned to drive an 18-wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you know, I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out, no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning...okay...no problem. I thought for sure he was clear of needing a sign...until he asked, "So, is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said, "No, I'm delivering a bridge... here's your sign." <br /> <br />I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said, "Are you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's your sign." <br /> <br />Anybody you know need a sign today? <br /> <br />The next time someone says something stupid ask them where their sign is. <br /> :D
 

Gary H NC

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Re: The Stupid Sign

Like That other saying..YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID!<br />Good ones there KaGee... :D :D :D
 

ZmOz

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I just assume everyone is an idiot until they prove otherwise. :D
 

Twidget

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Not many upgrade their status do they ZmOz? :)
 
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Originally posted by ZmOz:<br /> I just assume everyone is an idiot until they prove otherwise. :D
Now that is a prime example of idiotic logic if ever there was one. :p :p :p
 

SS MAYFLOAT

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I encountered a lady stalled in an intersection the other day. I pulled over and the guy behind me pulled off the road also to lend a hand. The other guy got out first and went up to her window and asked "Are you having car problems?" I just loved her answer to his stupid question.<br /><br />"No sir, I thought I would park right here,,,,Do you see any "NO PARKING SIGNS"? The look she gave that guy was priceless.
 

fireman57

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The comedian's name is Bill Engvall. Here's your sign.
 

RubberFrog

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Not many of the blue collars have been on the comedy tour.
 

kenimpzoom

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There is a difference between doing something stupid and saying something stupid.<br /><br />I find it ironic that someone that drove a truck under a too short bridge would call someone else stupid.<br /><br />SS, if I was that guy I would have told her "good luck with it".<br /><br />Ken
 

txswinner

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Ken, sounds like to me some of these people handing out stupid signs only to need to hand over their own.
 
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