It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only I don't see it as Humor, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE ! <br /><br /> If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. <br /> Ya'll know who ya' are... <br /><br />You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: <br /> It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, <br /> "One nation, under God." <br /><br />You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: <br /> You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments <br /> posted in public places. <br /><br />You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: <br /> You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." <br /><br />You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: <br /> You bow your head when someone prays. <br /><br />You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: <br /> You stand and place your hand over your heart <br /> when they play the National Anthem . <br /><br />You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: <br /> You treat Vietnam vets with great respect, and always have. <br /><br />You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: <br /> You've never burned an American flag. <br /><br />You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: <br /> You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, <br /> no matter who is listening. <br /><br />You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: <br /> You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same. <br /><br />You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: <br /> You'd give your last dollar to a friend.<br /><br /><br />If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, <br /> like me, have just enough TRUE AMERICAN in you <br /> to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email. <br /><br /><br />God Bless the <br />U S A !