Ayuh....chuck it in the scrap heap...its a "Rude" lol
Hey Jeremy when did you become a

MODERATOR?
Wish I knew more about outboards, Im of no help!
my 1990 Glastron with the 4 cyl mercruiser eng alpha one i/o
used to stall like that, ya had to go clank it in gear and gas it....
Ended up being = timing & carb overhaul took care of it...
after that, the motor ran like a raped ape....then ....after 1 year started getting less top end and a rougher idle..top speed down to 40mph....then after couple more trips it went flat and was coughin and weak...35mph...rough idle etc
Just found the timing was off...what happened? the centrifugal distributor springs were broke, no advance on the timing......it was maxing out from idle on the advance...
not sure how the newer outboards work thoough, if they are like the old ones...they have a lever that advances the timing as you throttle up, is that attached and working ok? loose? bent? hmmmm.......Im sure you know about all that jazz anyways...
.its something simple I bet!
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