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1. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
2. In democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your count that votes.
3. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
4. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
5. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
6. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
7. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
8. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
9. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
10. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
2. In democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your count that votes.
3. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
4. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
5. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
6. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
7. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
8. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
9. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
10. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.