Lexophiles

Bob_VT

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1. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

2. In democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your count that votes.

3. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

4. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

5. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.

6. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

7. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

8. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

9. Acupuncture is a jab well done.

10. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
 

heycods

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Re: Lexophiles

Im just like a little Duck , I dont give a quack, If it dont rain I`ll walk! I have been doing a lot of walking lately.
 
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