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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ?crocodile?? GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L?
TEACHER: No, that?s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this kid)
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it?s H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn?t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I?m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ? I.. ?
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie?.. Always say, ?I am.?
MILLIE:All right? ?I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.?
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father?s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn?t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don?t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on ?My Dog? is exactly the same as your brother?s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It?s the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ?crocodile?? GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L?
TEACHER: No, that?s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this kid)
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it?s H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn?t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I?m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ? I.. ?
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie?.. Always say, ?I am.?
MILLIE:All right? ?I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.?
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father?s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn?t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don?t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on ?My Dog? is exactly the same as your brother?s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It?s the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
