Kenneth Brown
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- Feb 3, 2003
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Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.<br /><br />Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which<br />one <br />can die.<br /><br />Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and horny. If you see him <br />without an erection, make him a sandwich.<br /><br />Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a<br /><br />person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for<br />weeks.<br /><br />Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for<br />anything, <br />but you still can't help but smile when you see one<br />tumble down the stairs.<br /><br />Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in <br />hospitals dying of nothing.<br /><br />Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays<br />no <br />attention to criticism.<br /><br />Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred<br />dollars <br />and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?<br /><br />Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.<br />Now <br />the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it<br />normal.<br /><br />AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:<br /><br />We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among<br />the <br />millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a<br />clue <br />as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are<br />located. <br />Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of<br />immigration.
