2 trucks towing boats hit--Joke you answer it

Barbee Q · Oct 12, 2005

2 trucks pulling boats traveling on 2 lane road at a safe speed. One north. One South. They hit each other. What happened to their boats? Use you amagination to answer question.? Clue; Redneck stores or just what ever comes to mind... Heres mine: Look Ethal we got two brand new tubs for our front yard.. Bill they look good too next to our tiolet with flowers..

pjc · Oct 12, 2005

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the boats kissed bows and were happy ever after....

coleman kayak1 · Oct 12, 2005

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The boats flew off the trailers, narrowling avioding each other and landed safely on two other trailers that just happened to be going opposite directions.

magster65 · Oct 12, 2005

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They passed each other mid-air and landed backwards on the others trailer.

brother chris · Oct 12, 2005

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they collided and smashed to bits....everything but the motors. Then I came along and picked up 2 brand new 2006 300hp Honda 4 strokes.

djzyla1980 · Oct 14, 2005

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Depending on who was driving....

I think one of the boat jumped up and rammed the driver in the head... and if that wasn't good enough.. the other boat as well jumped trailer, flew over the top of it's tow vehicle... and plunged through the windshield where the two boats met... bringing the life of the "Bad Driver" to a holting stop. But this would only be depending on who's driving of course

DJ · Oct 14, 2005

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Does the answer change if they were going East and West?

orca · Oct 14, 2005

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Was one of the boats a sailing boat, if so, surely power should have give way to sail!!

one more cast · Oct 15, 2005

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I just had a thought BD, If you married a guy named Edward Hook you could name your boat... . . BarbEd Hook

edit: Oh, about the boats. They Flop and Stop.

TilliamWe · Oct 15, 2005

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their boats stopped in the lakes that they were each in, because they weren't on trailers, the trucks were pulling them in the water!

deputydawg · Oct 15, 2005

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Have some pictures of this exact thing happening. There sat 2 empty trailers, and 2 trucks with the front ends busted up both haulin boats in the back of the truck. Both boats broke loose, jumped the front of the trailers and landed in the bed of the trucks against the cab. Can't find the pics right now or I would post them.

Barbee Q · Oct 15, 2005

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Originally posted by One More Cast: I just had a thought BD, If you married a guy named Edward Hook you could name your boat... . . BarbEd Hook edit: Oh, about the boats. They Flop and Stop.

No I can beat that.. I dated and lived with a guy name Ralph.. My neighbors didn't like him to much, becuase he would set on the step and watch me do all the work.. So they would call us Ralph -n- Barf.. Now I thought it was funny, becuase my neighbors and I got along.. However to watch Ralph walk away was like watching a frog with a widgey.... You had to there to see it...

Barbee Q · Oct 15, 2005

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The 2 boats go sliding into a drive-in resturaunt and get a couple of cars to-go...

sloopy · Oct 15, 2005

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how much do the trucks weigh? How much do the boats weigh? How much do the trailers weigh? what is the coefficient of friction between the trucks and the road, what is the coefficient of friction between the trailers and the road? what is the coefficient of friction between the boats and the trailers? are the trucks accelerating? what are the trucks speeds? how do they hit each other? if they hit each other to the sides what is the angle? If you give me this information Ii might be able to tell you... and yes I know it should be mass not weight, but i can figure out mass if I have weight.

sloopy · Oct 15, 2005

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OH THIS IS A JOKE! Ok, they hit and make a big mess.

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