Don S
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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Bubba,
Me, Big'un, Duke, and Slim went for more ammo and beer.
Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman
this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer
took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway,
I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
We'll be back in an hour.
Cooter
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Bubba,
Me, Big'un, Duke, and Slim went for more ammo and beer.
Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman
this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer
took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway,
I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
We'll be back in an hour.
Cooter
