Top 10 Ways to Upset Your PETA-Supporting Neighbor

aspeck

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10. Drive down Broadway with your deer tied to the hood of your car.
9. Hang your unbutchered kill from your fire escape to drain.
8. Show off your fashionable new deerhide moccasins.
7. Use the politically correct paradox--invite them over for a low-fat, low-cholesterol venison dinner. (Be sure to play "Bambi" on your VCR afterwards.)
6. Don't shower after four days in the woods.
5. Mount your deerhead over your fireplace.
4. Set out your hunting magazines on your coffee table.
3. Ask them if you can take their dog hunting with you.
2. Ask them if you can take their children hunting with you.
And our number one way to **** off your do-gooder, hypocritical, PETA-supporting NYC neighbors:
1. Join the NRA.
 

Bob_VT

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Re: Top 10 Ways to Upset Your PETA-Supporting Neighbor

:)

And the obigitory photo of the kill on the wall..... 8 x 10 in color!
 

fishrdan

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Re: Top 10 Ways to Upset Your PETA-Supporting Neighbor

Position your grill so the odoriferous goodness of steaks, burgers and dogs wafts into their house every time you fire that bad boy up :D
 

SnappingTurtle

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Re: Top 10 Ways to Upset Your PETA-Supporting Neighbor

All I have to do is wake up still breathing, and my PITA PETA neighbors and colleagues go bananas. :D
 

Mark42

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Re: Top 10 Ways to Upset Your PETA-Supporting Neighbor

1) Post a sign in your yard that says "ENDANGERED SPECIES FUR SALE"

2) Post a sign in your yard that says "EXTINCTION SERVICES CENTER"
 
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