dolluper
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An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to <br />marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond <br />comparison. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect <br />woman.<br /><br /> Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous<br /> daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his <br />mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them. The <br />farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married too, so you came to <br />the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."<br /><br /> The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the <br />man's opinion. Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you <br />can hardly notice... pigeon-toed." The farmer nodded and suggested the man <br />date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter.<br /><br /> The next day, the farmer again asked how things went. Well," the man<br /> replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell...<br /> cross-eyed." The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to <br />see if things might be better. So he did. The next morning the man rushed <br />in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to <br />marry."<br /><br /> So they were wed right away. Months later the baby was born. When the man <br />visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most <br />pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how <br />such a thing could happen considering the beauty of the parents. Well," <br />explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly <br />tell...pregnant when you met her."
