My niece is also my sister-in-law

jtexas

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I know you don't often hear that outside the state of ******** [edited for polical correctness], but it's true. Can you guess how it came about?
 

NYMINUTE

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Your brothers daughter marries your wifes brother.
 

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Originally posted by jtexas:<br /> I know you don't often hear that outside the state of ******** [edited for polical correctness], but it's true. Can you guess how it came about?
Carelessness?<br /><br />Lack of judgment?<br /><br />Lack of self-control?<br /><br />They're Tasmanians?
 

eeboater

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Your wifes brother married your niece?<br /><br />Or<br /><br />Your stepbrother married your niece?
 

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They're from Arkansas and it don't matter?
 

RetNav

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I don't know, but I don't think I would admit it. :D
 

gspig

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"I'm my own grandpa"
 

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yer scarrin' me JT ... :eek:
 

jtexas

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Okay, it's not so sinister as all that; her grandparents (my inlaws) adopted her when she turned eighteen, for some kind of social security benefit I don't know the details of. It's not a scam, though, as she had been living with them for two years. Seems adoption at 18 is just a matter of paperwork since there's no kind of custody rigamarole.<br /><br />But there's an even more interesting story on the wife's side of the family - this is the deep east Texas branch I'm talkin' 'bout.<br /><br />When Mrs. jtexas was fifteen, her first cousin "Danny," then eighteen picked up her other first cousin "Brenda," age fifteen, also "Danny's" first cousin, at the high school one morning. They drove to Oklahoma to be married by a Justice of the Peace there. Of course she had no ID to prove she was of age, so he (the JP) suggested she go down to the bait shop & get a fishing license. Apparently back then in OK you didn't need ID to get a fishing license, just fill in your DOB and "address." I guess you didn't need a blood test, either.<br /><br />Of course now, 30 years later, they're still happily married with two sons, one in college the other married with two kids of his own. But it took years and years for the family to get over that one.
 

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Now I'm scared too. :D :D <br /><br />A guy I used to work with divorced his wife and married her sister.Had kids with both.Some of the guys teased him and said that his wife was his sister -in -law and his children were cousins,or something like that. :)
 

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Originally posted by jtexas:<br /> Okay, it's not so sinister as all that; her grandparents (my inlaws) adopted her when she turned eighteen, for some kind of social security benefit I don't know the details of. It's not a scam, though, as she had been living with them for two years. Seems adoption at 18 is just a matter of paperwork since there's no kind of custody rigamarole.<br /><br />But there's an even more interesting story on the wife's side of the family - this is the deep east Texas branch I'm talkin' 'bout.<br /><br />When Mrs. jtexas was fifteen, her first cousin "Danny," then eighteen picked up her other first cousin "Brenda," age fifteen, also "Danny's" first cousin, at the high school one morning. They drove to Oklahoma to be married by a Justice of the Peace there. Of course she had no ID to prove she was of age, so he (the JP) suggested she go down to the bait shop & get a fishing license. Apparently back then in OK you didn't need ID to get a fishing license, just fill in your DOB and "address." I guess you didn't need a blood test, either.<br /><br />Of course now, 30 years later, they're still happily married with two sons, one in college the other married with two kids of his own. But it took years and years for the family to get over that one.
Gonna take me years to figure it out. Is it time to go fishing??? Duh.
 

eeboater

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Re: My niece is also my sister-in-law

Originally posted by jtexas:<br /> Okay, it's not so sinister as all that; her grandparents (my inlaws) adopted her when she turned eighteen, for some kind of social security benefit I don't know the details of. It's not a scam, though, as she had been living with them for two years. Seems adoption at 18 is just a matter of paperwork since there's no kind of custody rigamarole.<br /><br />But there's an even more interesting story on the wife's side of the family - this is the deep east Texas branch I'm talkin' 'bout.<br /><br />When Mrs. jtexas was fifteen, her first cousin "Danny," then eighteen picked up her other first cousin "Brenda," age fifteen, also "Danny's" first cousin, at the high school one morning. They drove to Oklahoma to be married by a Justice of the Peace there. Of course she had no ID to prove she was of age, so he (the JP) suggested she go down to the bait shop & get a fishing license. Apparently back then in OK you didn't need ID to get a fishing license, just fill in your DOB and "address." I guess you didn't need a blood test, either.<br /><br />Of course now, 30 years later, they're still happily married with two sons, one in college the other married with two kids of his own. But it took years and years for the family to get over that one.
And a paartridgeee in a peeaaarrr treeeeeee.....
 

LazyJ

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hasn't everybody had a "kissin' cousin" at one time or another?
 

eeboater

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Originally posted by LazyJ:<br /> hasn't everybody had a "kissin' cousin" at one time or another?
Umm.... no.
 

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I tried to date my brother in law's niece a few years ago. So if we had married, his niece would have also been his sister in law. And there would have been no strange blood mixing or straight trunked family trees at all.
 

wajajaja

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"its not a scam" its just adding a dependant child until the age of 23 if in college on the social security rolls to the tune of about 362 bucks a month that all, or 5x12=60 x 400=24000 bucks uncle sam pays out in unearned social security<br /><br />HMM SISTER ALWAY WANTED A GIRL, MAYBE SHE COULD ADOPT MY DAUGHTER.
 
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