jtexas
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The Post Office just recalled their latest stamps. <br />They had pictures of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. <br /><br />How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?<br />She has an uncontrollable craving for baloney. <br /><br />How does an attorney sleep?<br />First he lies on one side, and then he lies on the other. <br /><br />How many lawyer jokes are there?<br />Only three. The rest are true stories. <br /><br />How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?<br />How many can you afford? <br /><br />If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could save only one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper? <br /><br />What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?<br />Skeet. <br /><br />What do you call a lawyer gone bad?<br />Senator. <br /><br />What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?<br />Your Honor. <br /><br />What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?<br />His partners. <br /><br />What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?<br />Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do. <br /><br />What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?<br />The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
