mellowyellow
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- Jun 8, 2002
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no, not a cut/paste joke, but actual real life<br />funny stuff...<br />MY first:<br />have 2 acres and 4 cat police. on back acre there<br />is a seasonal creek that attracts frogs. one cat<br />just love frog legs and one night when I let her<br />in she had a leopard frog in her mouth with a leg<br />missing... wife freaks, I take poor dead frog and<br />put in trash under sink.<br />next morn I get up early, put on robe as usual, and<br />head to kitchen to brew coffee as is custom. <br />remove filter basket to dump in trash...<br />when the 1 legged frog jumps up MY robe sleeve!<br />I proceed to run/scream round the kitchen like<br />a little girl... if only it was on tape.<br />no, wait... better it ain't prob. 
