SgtMaj
Lieutenant Commander
- Joined
- Nov 19, 2007
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Since we all have to pitch in while spinner is goneTwo blondes from Chicago decided that they wanted to visit disneyland one day. Plane fare was expensive, so they decided to drive. Well they got on the interstate and drove for a while and eventually passed a sign that said "food, gas, and clean bathrooms, next exit" So they stopped and took care of their business and got back on their way. Before too long they saw another sign just like it, so they stopped again... and by the time they got to Disneyland they had cleaned over a hundred bathrooms. 
Not wanting the hassle of cleaning all those bathrooms on the way back, they decided one of them would fly back. So they drew straws and the one with the short straw got to fly. They hadn't planned on flying, so she could barely afford a seat in coach. But when she got on the plane, she sat down in first class. Now the flight was fully booked, so the stuardess goes to the blonde and asks her kindly to move back to her seat in coach. Well the blonde refuses. So the stuardess goes to get the head stuardess, and the head stuardess explains that she can't sit there, blah blah blah. Well this only agitates the blonde who then flatly refused to move. So the head stuardess get's the captain and the captain comes back, takes one look at her, and whispers something in her ear. No sooner had he finished whispering in her ear than the blonde jumped up and raced back to her seat in coach. Perplexed, the stuardess and head stuardess ask the captain what he told her to get her to move. The captain said, "Simple, I just told her first class doesn't land in Chicago."
Not wanting the hassle of cleaning all those bathrooms on the way back, they decided one of them would fly back. So they drew straws and the one with the short straw got to fly. They hadn't planned on flying, so she could barely afford a seat in coach. But when she got on the plane, she sat down in first class. Now the flight was fully booked, so the stuardess goes to the blonde and asks her kindly to move back to her seat in coach. Well the blonde refuses. So the stuardess goes to get the head stuardess, and the head stuardess explains that she can't sit there, blah blah blah. Well this only agitates the blonde who then flatly refused to move. So the head stuardess get's the captain and the captain comes back, takes one look at her, and whispers something in her ear. No sooner had he finished whispering in her ear than the blonde jumped up and raced back to her seat in coach. Perplexed, the stuardess and head stuardess ask the captain what he told her to get her to move. The captain said, "Simple, I just told her first class doesn't land in Chicago."
