Tuesday's Blonde Joke

aspeck

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A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WALMART!



Why WALMART???



HELLOOOOOOOOO!


WALMART is the largest retailer in the world!!!

 

tashasdaddy

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Re: Tuesday's Blonde Joke

LOL, thanks, i did not have one for today.
 

MikDee

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Re: Tuesday's Blonde Joke

A Smart Blonde,,,???,,, Isn't that an oxymoron? :D
 

AK_Chappy

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Re: Tuesday's Blonde Joke

I had to send that one on though, funny one.

:)

AK Chappy
 

jay_merrill

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Re: Tuesday's Blonde Joke

Blonde, redhead and brunette all decide to commit suicide together so they go to a nearby cliff, count to three and jump off. The redhead and the brunette hit the ground below in a few seconds but the it takes the blonde an hour to hit the bottom ......




she had to stop on the way down to ask for directions.
 

heycods

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Re: Tuesday's Blonde Joke

I have seen the day that would draw a club swinging Viking outa hiding!
 
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