SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Home Early"
Little Johnny burst through the front door with
a smile on his face. Surprised that Johnny was
home so early, his mother asked, "Why are you
home from school so early?"
a smile on his face. Surprised that Johnny was
home so early, his mother asked, "Why are you
home from school so early?"
Johnny answered, "I was the only one who
could answer a question."
could answer a question."
"Oh, really? What was the question?" his mother
asked.
asked.
"Who threw the eraser at the teacher?"
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"Picnic Time?"
The service area was located on a main highway
leading to the beach. The pump attendant was
accustomed to seeing tired and sunburned
occupants in the cars that pulled in to tank up.
When a rusty old station wagon containing a very
tired looking couple and seven screaming children
pulled into his station, the attendant tried small
talk to cheer the occupants.
"Hope you had a good day at the beach! Nice
looking kids there. Are they all yours or is this
a picnic?"
Wearily, the driver relied, "Yes they are all mine
and it is NO picnic!"
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"Picnic Time?"
The service area was located on a main highway
leading to the beach. The pump attendant was
accustomed to seeing tired and sunburned
occupants in the cars that pulled in to tank up.
When a rusty old station wagon containing a very
tired looking couple and seven screaming children
pulled into his station, the attendant tried small
talk to cheer the occupants.
"Hope you had a good day at the beach! Nice
looking kids there. Are they all yours or is this
a picnic?"
Wearily, the driver relied, "Yes they are all mine
and it is NO picnic!"
