The Hotline

JB

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Got this from my Brother:

John Madden was in Green Bay to announce a football game one weekend
when he noticed a special telephone near the Packers' bench. He asked
QB Bret Favre what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God.
John asked if he could use it. Favre replied, 'Sure, but it will cost you $200.
John scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I could use some
help picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid $200. John's picks
were perfect that week.

The next week, John was in Indianapolis when he noticed that same kind
of phone on the Colts bench. He asked what the telephone was for and
Manning told him, 'It's a hotline to God if you want to use it, it will cost
you $500.' Recalling the previous week, John pulled out his wallet and
made the call. John's picks were perfect again that week.

Last weekend, John was in Dallas, when he noticed the same kind of
telephone by the Dallas bench. He asked Tony Romo , 'Is that the
hotline to God?' Tony said, 'Yes, and if you want to use it, it will cost you
50 cents.' John looked incredulously at Romo and said, 'Wait a second,
I just paid $200 in Green Bay and $500 in Indianapolis to use the
same phone to God! Why do the Cowboys only charge 50 cent?



Tony replied, 'Because in Dallas , it's a local call...
Welcome to God's Country.'.................
GOOOO COWBOYSSSSSSS!!!!!
 

57whitehouse

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Re: The Hotline

Long distance has gone way up. He should have just used his cell phone.
 

treedancer

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Re: The Hotline

He shoulda use the phone on the other end of the bench, direct to the Rams Hq, just bet the opposite, cant loose. :(
 

wildmaninal

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Re: The Hotline

That is a good one :D:D, just when I thought I heard them all lol then this comes along.
 

aspeck

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Re: The Hotline

Hmmm, when I heard this one it was that Big Ben said the calls from Pittsburgh were only 50 cents. :p
 

Bob_VT

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Re: The Hotline

My grandson (one year old) has a special God phone and weekly he calls God and ask's about the Dolphins and God laughs and hangs up!! :D Free call..... no money to be made on the Dolphins!!
 
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