Billy and Rob

Billy and Rob, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, squirrels and discuss world problems.


One day Rob didn't show up. Billy didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Rob hadn't shown up for a week or so, Billy really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Billy didn't know where Rob lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

A month had passed, and Billy figured he had seen the last of Rob, but one day, Billy approached the park and -- lo and behold! --there sat Rob! Billy was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, "For crying out loud Rob, what in the world happened to you?"

Rob replied, "I have been in jail."
"Jail?" cried Billy . "What in the world for?"
"Well," Rob said, "you know Sheila , that cute, very tall, older blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometime go?"

"Yeah," said Billy, "I remember her. What about her?"

"Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 69 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty' and the judge gave me 30 days for perjury."

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No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.

An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally."

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money--fifty-thousand dollars. Andy said, "We've got to give it back." Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on the door. "Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?" Sally said, "No." Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic." Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

The agents turn to Andy and began to question him. One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning" Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday . . "

The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, "We're outta here."

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Those are great, thanks.

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These are rich. I'll be LMAO for days over those. Seeing how I'm 50 and my girlfriend is 60. If we write it down we forget it anyway. She won't let me forget the night I made me some corn bread and woke up to charcoal and smoke alarm going nuts....ANIMAL