SpinnerBait_Nut
Honorary Moderator Emeritus
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There is a lot of talk about the United Nations
creating a combined strike force with troops
from several nations included in it.
Could it work? Let's take a look at one operation.
A combined force beach landing on a tropical
island. When the troops hit the beach....... ..
The Royal Marines go fishing.
The US Marines wait for CNN to arrive.
The French don't care whose beach it is; it's
French territory now, and say the English gave
them no other choice.
The Canadians watch the Americans very closely,
then offer guard their landing strip.
The Dutch have a beach party and smoke some
dope saying the English don't understand them.
The Italians go sunbathing. In Speedos.
The Germans land and build a car factory.
The West Indians go looking for the Dutch.
The Austrians just watch the Russians and
Germans. Intensly.
The Chinese win the natives hearts and minds
then kill them.
The SEALs arrive after dark and kill anyone who
is not a SEAL.
The Aussies and Kiwis land then start fighting
each other over a sheep.
The South Americans send a contingent of 2000
generals.
The South Africans start shooting at anyone with
a tan.
The Saudis start drilling for oil.
The Russians open a chain of massage parlours.
The Brit airborne troops get charged with murder
even though they have not opened fire yet.
The Spanish are late.
The Portuguese are late but blame the Spaniards.
Delta Force makes a movie about the landing.
The Greeks and Turks turn up then send a bill to
the Yanks and Brits.
The British Army cannot come because all six of
them have flu.
The Japanese don't know who owns what ships
and decide to sink them all.
The Californian National Guard contingent won't
land until someone opens a Starbucks.
The New Yorkers paint their Amtrak's yellow and
will take you ashore for 50 bucks.
The Irish Army will be late because they say they
are still celebrating St. Patrick's Day.
The Israelis start building a kibbutz and shell the
Palestinians as a precaution.
The Scandinavians like it off shore and stay there
killing whales for the Japanese.
The Polish tunnel under the beach looking for coal.
The Palestinians say it used to be theirs but the
English gave it away.
The Oklahomans have no damn idea what a beach
is.
The Scottish claim to have found the beach first
but accuse the English of stealing it.
The Texans look for anyone bad mouthing them.
The Mexicans invade Arizona by mistake.
The Welsh say it's King Arthur's last resting place
but the English stole it.
The Swiss apply for a bank charter.
The Lybians blow up two UN planes.
The UN will send an Ambassador if the member
states pay their dues.
The Kentuckians open a KFC.
The Panamanians ask the U. S. what they should
do.
The Floridians demand a recount and free Prozac.
The EU want to set up a commission of 50,000
administrators paid for by the English.
The Michigan contingent issue a safety recall and
sue General Motors.
The Matell Corp. sends 10,000 GI Joes and one
Barbie.
Some guy from Tennessee swears that Elvis and
Jimmy Dean are just over the dunes.
The Rumanians and Albanians finally arrive and
surrender.
The Coloradians cut off the Kansasians water supply.
H. M. The Queen will give anyone a Knighthood if
they can grab her a few hundred acres or find a
job for Charles.
The New Hampshire contingent declares that
everyone there is Sooooo Cruel and open a
soup kitchen.
The North Koreans have no idea what is going
on but blame America anyway.
Washington State NG builds a monument to
Bill Gates.
The Pakistanis build a Motel Six, a convenience
store and gas station.
Jimmy Carter arrives and declares peace.
Geoge W. Bush doesn't know where the island
is, so he orders the U. S. Air Force to bomb
Hawaii.
creating a combined strike force with troops
from several nations included in it.
Could it work? Let's take a look at one operation.
A combined force beach landing on a tropical
island. When the troops hit the beach....... ..
The Royal Marines go fishing.
The US Marines wait for CNN to arrive.
The French don't care whose beach it is; it's
French territory now, and say the English gave
them no other choice.
The Canadians watch the Americans very closely,
then offer guard their landing strip.
The Dutch have a beach party and smoke some
dope saying the English don't understand them.
The Italians go sunbathing. In Speedos.
The Germans land and build a car factory.
The West Indians go looking for the Dutch.
The Austrians just watch the Russians and
Germans. Intensly.
The Chinese win the natives hearts and minds
then kill them.
The SEALs arrive after dark and kill anyone who
is not a SEAL.
The Aussies and Kiwis land then start fighting
each other over a sheep.
The South Americans send a contingent of 2000
generals.
The South Africans start shooting at anyone with
a tan.
The Saudis start drilling for oil.
The Russians open a chain of massage parlours.
The Brit airborne troops get charged with murder
even though they have not opened fire yet.
The Spanish are late.
The Portuguese are late but blame the Spaniards.
Delta Force makes a movie about the landing.
The Greeks and Turks turn up then send a bill to
the Yanks and Brits.
The British Army cannot come because all six of
them have flu.
The Japanese don't know who owns what ships
and decide to sink them all.
The Californian National Guard contingent won't
land until someone opens a Starbucks.
The New Yorkers paint their Amtrak's yellow and
will take you ashore for 50 bucks.
The Irish Army will be late because they say they
are still celebrating St. Patrick's Day.
The Israelis start building a kibbutz and shell the
Palestinians as a precaution.
The Scandinavians like it off shore and stay there
killing whales for the Japanese.
The Polish tunnel under the beach looking for coal.
The Palestinians say it used to be theirs but the
English gave it away.
The Oklahomans have no damn idea what a beach
is.
The Scottish claim to have found the beach first
but accuse the English of stealing it.
The Texans look for anyone bad mouthing them.
The Mexicans invade Arizona by mistake.
The Welsh say it's King Arthur's last resting place
but the English stole it.
The Swiss apply for a bank charter.
The Lybians blow up two UN planes.
The UN will send an Ambassador if the member
states pay their dues.
The Kentuckians open a KFC.
The Panamanians ask the U. S. what they should
do.
The Floridians demand a recount and free Prozac.
The EU want to set up a commission of 50,000
administrators paid for by the English.
The Michigan contingent issue a safety recall and
sue General Motors.
The Matell Corp. sends 10,000 GI Joes and one
Barbie.
Some guy from Tennessee swears that Elvis and
Jimmy Dean are just over the dunes.
The Rumanians and Albanians finally arrive and
surrender.
The Coloradians cut off the Kansasians water supply.
H. M. The Queen will give anyone a Knighthood if
they can grab her a few hundred acres or find a
job for Charles.
The New Hampshire contingent declares that
everyone there is Sooooo Cruel and open a
soup kitchen.
The North Koreans have no idea what is going
on but blame America anyway.
Washington State NG builds a monument to
Bill Gates.
The Pakistanis build a Motel Six, a convenience
store and gas station.
Jimmy Carter arrives and declares peace.
Geoge W. Bush doesn't know where the island
is, so he orders the U. S. Air Force to bomb
Hawaii.
