Blonde Neighbor

aspeck

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The other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, "I have some really great news!"

I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."

She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"

Then she said, "There's more."

I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said....

"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!"
 

jenoble01

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Re: Blonde Neighbor

The sad part is, I'm sitting here thinking that has to be a joke and not a true story, but I actually know people who would do something like that. Oh well...
 

JB

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Re: Blonde Neighbor

I didn't say anything, Ladyfish. Honest.
 

Reel Poor

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Re: Blonde Neighbor

ROTFLMAO
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SS MAYFLOAT

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Being blonde, I saw that one coming,,,,,,,and I see Ladyfish headed your way speck! :D
 

aspeck

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Nah, LF won't come after me ... we have an understanding ... I know that she and my wife are the SMART BLONDES. It is the other blondes that make it look bad for them. Isn't that right, LF???? Umm, it is right, isn't it, Mrs. Ladyfish, ma'am. Ummm, I'm out a here! :D
 

snapperbait

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Ladyfish... Are these gentlemen (and I use that term loosely) giving you any trouble?....:cool:
 

LadyFish

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Cute.

No worries Snap, I know what to do with these boys.
 

Jimmy Jam

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Now that right there's funny....I don't care who you are! Git'R-Dun!!!:D
 
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